Abandon as a child in the Andes, Jason was raised by wolves. After being discovered by a group of rogue entomologists he was assimilated back into society at the age of 7. As a ward of the state Jason quickly learned the art of lock-picking, safe-cracking, kid-napping and several other hyphenated yet nefarious skills. Once he had amassed a king’s ransom in ill-gotten loot he realized the error of his ways and donated is fortune to The Preservation of the Eighties Society and joined the circus as a trapeze artist.
On the night of August 16th 1999 Jason and his Supermodel/Astrophysicists/conjoined-twin wife, Esmeralda, attempted the once-thought-impossible ‘Septuple Wilenda’.
Unable to overcome the tragedy Jason left the circus and moved to Seattle where he now builds full-scale models of dwarf stars.